Plus, the World is Now a Better Place

There are a few times a year when something comes along that you know will change the way you live your life. Quickly thinking back, I can recall my first few days with TiVo and the first time I used a microwave. Thanks to the technology boom, these special occasions are now far and few between.

Just yesterday, I came across the probable 2007 winner. During a leisurely breakfast, while flipping through the pages of Entertainment Weekly, I came across a drink that may alter life as we know it: Diet Coke PLUS.

Just when we thought everything in the Coke world had stabilized, here comes the biggest and best drink concoction of all time! Not only is this Diet Coke (which originally was made from carbonated, sweetened soap water), but they've added some essentials: Each 8-ounce serving of Diet Coke Plus provides 15% of the daily value for niacin and vitamins B6 and B12, and 10% for zinc and magnesium!

Don't bother trying to figure out things like "why 15%" or "zinc"? Just sit back and sip back a cold Diet Coke Plus. For all of us conscious eaters who feel a bit "dirty" having just a plain Diet Coke, we can now get a step up on life! Now, we will be vitaminized and magnesiumed!

No longer will you say: I sure hope this sweetener Coke uses doesn't cause cancer. We will not have to bare that soapy taste for no reason. All our troubles will be amply rewarded with over 10% of our daily need for niacin, B6, B12, zinc and magnesium!

Thank you, Coke, for sprinkling some Centrum into our drink! Delicious! Healthy! And invigorating!

As the ad line says: Your friend just got friendlier.

Hello Diet Coke PLUS! Goodbye long, sleepless nights!